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Wear the Seal. Live the Chaos.

Merch so good it’ll make you bark. Proceeds fund the sanctuary.

Crazy Seals
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Aqua-Bark SmartwatchHot
Aqua-Bark Smartwatch
$129Add to cart
Fluff-Cloud Hoodie
Fluff-Cloud Hoodie
$89Add to cart
Squeaky Chaos ToyBestseller
Squeaky Chaos Toy
$24Add to cart
Neon Flipper Tee
Neon Flipper Tee
$45Add to cart
Seal-Em-All Cap
Seal-Em-All Cap
$32Add to cart
WHY WE WOOF

Fun. Functional. Furry.

We combine high-quality gear with serious animal advocacy.

01

Waterproof Tech

Our smartwatches survive splashes, spills, and seal baths.

02

Ultra-Soft Fabric

Hoodies made with cloud-like fleece that feels like a hug.

03

Sanctuary Fund

10% of every purchase goes directly to seal rescue efforts.

“I bought the hoodie and now my cat thinks he's a seal. 10/10 chaos.”
Jenny R., Seattle

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